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One and Two? by Jim Findley I am an Ironman by Dennis McMinn Tri-mantra by Olivier Blanchard In the name of the Founder, Past Champions, and Age-Groupers by Sonny Sellers of Omak, WA SATURDAY MORNING by R. Stone - Burley, Idaho (Untitled) by Bryan Dennis Poetry in Tri-Motion by Andrew O' Farrell
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morning was right 'Twould not be a fight But a showdown was surely at hand Two masters of speed "To the Death!" was their creed (Thus all the more pain to withstand) They set out to prove The race was
begun With superior
speed At his bike Two
arrived But away Two did
go |
Though
the ride was quite sluggish And the weather turned muggish The second gave all that he had The bike course was blessed With hills that would test And make mince-meat of lesser a lad In the last several
klicks Now Two's legs
were tweaked Now the clocks
were the foes So ahead Two
proceeded But One they
soon learned |
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I began as a mortal
human being,
Someone that most individuals were used to seeing.
I set my eye upon a goal
A goal that I could not fear.
To extend my body and
mind
Training for hours and hours upon time.
I had to believe both
physically and mentally of what I could achieve
And letting no doubt creep into me.
At times I was tired,
hurting and scared
But the thought of the finish line kept me pushing near.
My goal was to
accomplish my dream
The dream of what one day I could be called
I swam 2.4, I biked 112
and I ran 26.2
My body revolting, but then participating in my plan
And as I crossed that finish line with all my strength,
Everyone will look at me differently and call me,
IRONMAN
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In my world,
The water is cold,
The wind is hard,
And the road never ends.
In my world,
There are no losers.
Only competitors
still on their way,
And spectators
waiting to be inspired.
In my world,
Victory is not weighed in gold,
But in determination and courage.
In my world,
There are no boundaries,
No limits,
There is no end.
Every day is the last day of my life,
And the first.
In my world,
The word "can't" does not exist,
And nothing is impossible.
by Olivier Blanchard
Greenville, SC
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"Our founder who
began on Maui
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
in Canada as in Hawaii.
Give us this day of 17 hours
and penalize us for drafting,
as we penalize those who would draft against us.
lead us not into submission, but deliver us to our Finish
Line
Arrival -Ironman-"
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SATURDAY MORNING by R. Stone - Burley, Idaho |
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at the start The water's too cold The outhouse line long I am too old The wind's coming up I'm lost in the
water Finally to shore My wetsuit is
stuck Off on the road As I get to the
turn Parts start to
hurt Where are my
legs? |
As
I leave the start The leaders come in Their race is over They've come for the win Mine is just starting Passed on my
left Just passed by
Zeke I would keep up There are pains
over pains The finish is
near When I leave
this life But as my luck
would have it |
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The swim was OK, feel I
am quite cool..
Hang on during the bike, don't be a fool..
Must not think ahead
Marathon I do dread
Now I am starting to involuntarily drool..
Volunteers help, they
have what I need..
Still, I am worried about my speed..
Blew the transition
How is my position?
Who is the badass in the lead?
I can walk the course if
need be
Heck, I will never be a paula-newby
They keep saying I look great
Liars!! what will be my fate?
Maybe I should have done that Colorado ski..
Running is a major pain
in the ass
GU isn't quite giving me the gas
Had enough of this crap
I need a good slap
Should have quit the race at richter pass
Two miles away, the
finish is near
purpose for the race coming quite clear
Even though I am a midpacker
NEVER call me a slacker
I deserve a ride on a jet called leer
At the end, it seems
everyone is my fan
I busted it, have joined the elite clan..
Body says go to bed
Need beer for my big head
I WILL ALWAYS BE AN IRONMAN!!!!!!!!
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This is a little story about an attempt at glory... In a triathlon My first actually recorded factually at the UBC Tri last year. Ok it's a short course, 50m pool, and no hills, Still, a thousand lemmings guarantees some thrills.
Twas' the night before, and I finally walked into the store... To buy a Speedo. It had been my creedo to never wear a Speedo, And to declare 'To never shave my legs bare!' But I dared, To do both... In the hope of finishing, fairly, fleetly.
I know this article is a tad bit juvenile, But who really wants to grow up; Leave me denial. Of the fact that I, serious mountain bike guy, Had not trained a lick in the pool; A fool? Yes. Maybe I swam bit, 800 meters fit I thought. And I hadn't counted on being caught On film; blushing mother, nobody left for cover.
The relentless-you kick me-I kick somebody else, We gulp water, madly round and round riot Was over. Now I'm the last one in the lane I complained. But the water was still, soft, and quiet.
Even my girlfriend said she felt badly for me. And because I had spent a hefty entry fee. I jogged out of the pool, feeling the fool In my little Speedo.
The transition was smooth, I approved And the bike was even better. I felt like a god. Passing with a nod. Those on one speeds and trikes.
Transition number two, I knew what to do, And I did it rather well. On to the run, whoooa, feel like a bum. And my chest constricted tight.
Hurts hardcore, legs wobble like never before, No muscle would cooperate. Jeez, pulse in the roof, this must be proof That I will lose this fight.
Slow motion and considerable commotion For those first few couple of clicks. Slipping into the grove, I star to move No longer desperate is my plight.
Yeah, feeling strong, there is my mom Somewhat less embarrassed. The hammer is down, I look like a clown. And the finish is in sight.
And now my girlfriend says she is proud of me. And because I had spent a hefty entry fee I can conveniently lean and cough up my spleen In my little Speedo.